So, the moral of this story is simple:

If you are ever in Cyprus, do not advise a customer to put an egg in his pants and charge $12,000 for the advice.

A woman in Cyprus is on trial for sorcery after pledging to shake off a curse apparently plaguing a man’s relationship with his wife and mother-in-law.

Reuters Photo: Eggs are seen in storage
racks in this July 19, 2007 photo.

I have no desire to understand what kind of relationship problems one might have with a mother-in-law that would prompt anything being put down your pants.

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Paris Hilton receives praise by conservationists for coming out on the issue of Elephant Binge Drinking.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?