Al Franken is going to run for the US Senate . He wants to represent Minnesota as a Democrat. I think we need Al Franken in the Senate. We need another government mandated health care advocate. We need someone else who has completely conflicting views on Iraq.

I’m running because:

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I also think things in the US Senate are way to boring. We need a Senator who is not afraid to roll up us sleeves and physically attack the opposition.

We need more comedy in the US Senate. Really.

If you had to make a correlation between Islamo-Fascists and common “Star Trek” alien races…which would they be?  Let’s look at some points: 

Islamo-Fascists:

• Beat and terrorize the public for speaking out
• Believe they are the pinnacle of the world
• Desire to push their beliefs on others (at sword point)
• Do not hold life as sacred

We can immediately take off the list the Intelligent and Emotionless Vulcans.  Even the Andorian’s with their passion can be removed from the possible list, as they can be reasoned with and accept logic.  For ease of narrowing down the list, I will give you my top candidates:

• Klingons
• Romulans
• Borg
• Cardassians
• Ferengi

 There are nearly a hundred or more races, some bad, some good, but for ease, I chose a few of what I considered the worst compared to our view of society. Here is your homework, tell me what race you think the Islamists more closely mirror.  You can also add to my list of Islamo-Fascist descriptors. 

Instinct would tend to lead you to a few conclusions:

• Although war is terrible, megalomaniacal despots who support terror are worse
• You should not kill babies
• Driver’s Licenses for illegal immigrants is dumb
• Having 12 million illegal immigrants in your country is a problem, not a voting block
• Other countries don’t like us because we are successful
• Not everyone is going to be successful in this country - many by choice
• You don’t subsidize people who are too lazy to subsidize themselves
• Society should protect you from persecution, not from being offended

Democrats are supporting policy further to the left than ever before. The party has, indeed, been hijacked by fervent, radical socialists. Take a look at the lefty blogs, with few exceptions. Take a look at the candidates who appear the most electable to Democrat voters. As criminal and as dangerously socialist as Hillary is, she seems to be “much to close to the center” for a great number of Democrat voters.

There might be a discovery that explains all of this. It is quite possible they are being led by robots.

This experiment in bug peer pressure combined entomology, robotics and the study of ways that complex and even intelligent patterns can arise from simple behavior. Animal behavior research shows that swarms working together can prosper where individuals might fail, and robotics researchers have been experimenting with simple robots that, together, act a little like a swarm.

Yup. That’s probably it.

I will be away from the computer for a few days over the Thanksgiving Holiday, but I wanted to give my thanks to all of you out there in the ether. 

Thanks to the Liberals for all the great material you continue to give us.  Without your ‘half thought ideas’ and feeble attempts at leadership, what would we write about, Aliens?

Thanks to the Conservatives for your ill-advised decisions and questionable leadership.  Without you, what would we do with all of our free time (not fighting wars), look to the heavens for proof?

Thanks to the bloggers and newsgroup posters.  Ours is a special “brotherhood” (calm down Femi Nazi’s) of people who love to spew our ideas, rants, raves and loves across the internet for everyone to be exposed to.

Thanks most of all to this great country.  We have all been dealt a winning hand in this cosmic game of poker.  No where, and at no other time, have a group of people been faced with some of the greatest advancements in science and technology.  These advancements allow us to live longer and healthier lives.  These advances also allow us to speak our minds, without the fear of retribution.

You may not agree with your fellow Americans, but please respect their freedom to speak their mind…no matter how ridiculous it may sound.

Happy Thanksgiving!