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Paris Hilton receives praise by conservationists for coming out on the issue of Elephant Binge Drinking.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?
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If there is that much Rice Beer in India it explains why the people are starving. Eat the rice don’t drink the rice. Elephants drink one for me, Paris stick with porn.
Paris is a perfect example of how much this country has lost our way… I mean, really, why do we give a crap about her!? She’s not even really that hot!